10. We are a small enough group, we are all friends, so we are safe.
9. We are all under 30, so we are fine, right?
8. What is the alcohol content of the cleaners you used to clean this room? I have 100 proof vodka!
7. I got a flu shot! I’m leaning Republican this year.
6. I can’t image where I caught it, I got a case of Bud Light this week at the store
5. I walked up to the drive through testing clinic. They asked me for my license & registration
4. She asked me if I was virus free again.
3. I’m not sure if the cure is worse than the ailment
These can’t really be my wife and kids, how did I miss that!
2. I’ve been practicing social distancing my whole life, I ride a motorcycle
1. Of course I understand the toilet paper shortage, how else are we going to clean up all the bullsh*t going around?
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